Funny Poem of the Week


Billy's Breath is Beastly
 By Isaiah C. Basye

Billy’s breath is beastly.
It smells up a stinky storm. 
When he breathes it bends the trees.
The stench makes new clothes worn.  

When he sighs lakes go dry
And fish flip and flop about. 
He gave it a whirl and kissed a girl.
Then all her hair fell out.  

He brushes twice a day 
until his teeth are nice and lush.
The problem is he brushes his 
using a toilet brush. 

1 comment:

  1. That is my favorite!(: haha...you told us this one in the elective at Move 2012!

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